When words just won't cut it, send a pine crate packed with a spread fit for a king. Oh, and we're including the words, just in case.

• Summer Sausage 9oz.
• Sharp Cheese 8oz.
• Garlic Stuffed Olives 2oz.
• Cherry, Cranberry Pistachio Mix 4oz.
• Pretzels 4oz.
• Butter Pecan Almond Popcorn 1.5oz.
• Spiced Almonds 1.5 oz
• Crackers 1oz.
• Sweet'N'Hot Mustard 1.75oz.
• Caramels 4 pcs.
• Salt Water Taffy